Sunday, May 26, 2013

Life Allows and Define Yourself




Thursday, May 2, 2013

Kinds of Paths

Kinds of Paths

We all are born unknowing
We all have many questions
All look for answers, and strive through our lives
As best we can
Humans are pretty dumb creatures sometimes
And so try as we might
We've only come up with two ways
For finding our way across the land

There are those who follow trails blazed for them
Then there's individuals who strike out by themselves
Making their own paths across the sand
Followers always find a hero
Like Jesus, Mohammad, or Buddha
They listen to his words very carefully
And try to follow his lead as best they can
Individuals follow only themselves
Are very stubborn, question everything
And listen to only to advice of their choosing
Whenever, and from wherever it happens to land

I've known lots of individuals and followers alike
Individuals faults are many and varied
Followers almost always only have two
They always have too much faith in what some other guy once said
And they always believe their hero was something more than just a man
Individuals doubt practically everything but their own right to choose
Followers sometimes resent it if you doubt their hero
And always doubt most, their ability to decide what to do

Often no love is lost
Between those who take different kinds of paths
Followers think irreverence is improper
While individuals find devotion irritating
Better that each should treat the other
Like fans of a different baseball team
Because the only real difference between them
Is what they aim their doubt at
And how many different kinds of advice they listen to

Now, I've always been my own kind of man
And if you were to ask me,
I would just have to say:
Strive always to be an individual
Summon the faith that you can find your own path
Follow only yourself
Find wise words wherever you can
And if ever we should meet
With a grin and a shake of the hand
I'll say “You know, I think your leader is quite an individual
He is a wise, wise man”

If you insist on following a blazer of paths
I suggest you follow my good friend, Prophet Hank
Hank is Gods brothers second cousin twice removed
Right next to Jesus and Buddha
He's got a seat at Gods dinner table
And when it's time for desert, he always gets first dibs
On Gods special peach-schnapps pie

He's got Gods word all written down
On platinum plates
Inscribed with a silver pen
He's got a nine point plan
That will turn you into an uber-man
Follow it faithfully
And pretty soon you'll feel pure bliss
All Tuesday morning and every Friday afternoon
To top it all off, I've personally seen him
Wave around incense
Right up there with the best of them

Dewey Dirks